CoSm "O" ToLoGy

Cosm"E"tology;
noun...
the practice of beautifying the face and hair and skin;
the art or profession of applying cosmetics.

I have decided enough of the made up look, what about what is going on INSIDE?????

So, I have come up with my own "ology", and why the heck not. If they can come out with every other "ology", why can't I?

Cosm-"O"-tology.
noun
the art of beautifying the heart and soul!?!?

I made it up! Instead of being made up!
How do you like that?

There ya have it!
And, for a limited time, FREE!!!!
(actually always free, but that tagline just sounds more appealing, it creates urgency!!!)

You heard it here first!

I am not even charging tuition here! No expensive books, or used books that you search for high and low, to save on costs. Nothing used here! All brand "you" new and only yours to keep for the low low price, of...

PRICELESS!!!

And it is the "course of your life", so don't miss out!

And with the Canadian dollar doing better than US, this free offer gives my American friends a break, as well.

Cosmos reflect "the world or universe regarded as an orderly, harmonious system."

So this practice I am creating- oh, and of course using as well (never try to sell something that you wouldn't use yourself, that is simply scandalous) is the practice of beautifying our bodies from the inside out!!!

I have a few prerequisites required, otherwise there is no pre-exam. You are pretty much guaranteed a seat in my "virtual" classroom...

(Notice that this is a virtual class, therefore the study should not interrupt your already existing lifestyle, it's all good)

But please review to be sure you are qualified!

Requirements and attributes include but are not limited to:

Loving life
Knowing you deserve the very best
Experiencing compassion for those around you
Knowing when to smile- (bonus answer-always!!!!)
Having a kick in your step once in a while
Integrity
Believing in the beauty of the unknown
Valid Birth Certificate
Good judgement


Due to the high volume of applicants, I am unable to confirm the receipt of your registration, therefore enrollment is unlimited.

Use your good judgment before you decide whether or not you are capable to handle the heavy workload. But please note “no heavy lifting involved.”

Oh, and you are the creator of the course, as well.

Wish on the stars and the moons; shoot for the stars, and once in a while take a shot in the dark...

You may be surprised at the shimmering shadows in your eyes, that portray a light at the end of the tunnel.

It's always a good colour on you!

LuCy sMiLeS